“Illin” by Illinformed & Datkid
“Still can’t tell me shit. Boy, I back my name. I speak whatever I think, show some hand grenade.”
—Datkid
Yes, I just insulted you, but that's water under the bridge now. My name is Val'r (pronounced Vah Ler), let's be friends! Since you found this splash page, you must or could be a fan of my handy work. If not, well see some now…bitch. Umm sorry, sometimes I just can’t help myself.
Hey there you silly fucks!!!
Perhaps you are not ready to make a purchase, & that’s cool bruv. Technically we’re not selling anything right now anyway. Currently, the only way to get this ‘Gear from the Gutter’, this ‘Guttery,’ this ‘Gutterrific’ nonsense is to be gifted it. Gifted that is…EITHER by me personally OR by participating & winning a give-a-way. You can view our current contest by clicking the button below.
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Our promotional products can be found at our Etsy selling channel. We offer a significant discount for wearing our promotional gear! My sincere thanks to you. Find that channel below:
Maybe you have a bit more coin in your purse? Looking for something more exclusive? We can accommodate your needs as well! You will find exclusives & rare productions at our E-Bay selling channel. Find that channel below: